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(SAN GIL, COLOMBIA) - Do not confuse your volcanic ash clouds with your methane bubbles detonating oil rigs; remember it is Paki Taliban and not Afghani Taliban trying to put a dent on Manhattan real estate. No use knifing strangers at the pub for their love of earthquaked Haitians when it is mined over Chinese you thought your were defending. Sometimes, when I have trouble remembering which religion ruins women’s lives the most, I ask myself “Is there a hat involved?” Christians dig hair, Jews trust hats, and the rest cover their skin in ways not resembling any first, second, or third baseman (that I know of anyways). Ah, but then again, why worry about some Greek’s feta budget when there is no way to tell Facebook friends how much you like crisis?I became a fan of those mangy dogs that keep shitting in front of the Athens police, mainly to encourage my own mutts to ignore the tear gas and chomp a cop or two, but for those of you on Dogbook, they are much stingier about liking or becoming a fan of anything inedible. Continue Reading »

I apologize if you guys didn’t get the memo but last weekend a few of us pryers got a sneak peek of a new musical act. Some may call this girl the new Britney, but that would be an understatement. I say this because if you weren’t aware, the Pryers have actually been writing her music including this performance of “Your Love is My Drug,” which we originally called “Su Amor es Mi Droga.” Very different….you be the judge.

This year’s cheese-rolling event in Gloucestershire has been canceled after concerns about safety because of the number of spectators it attracts.

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Small Town Iraq – Iraqi military police said Thursday that they had stormed a villa to rescue nine female captives whose scantily clad images were posted online after they were recruited for a television reality show. Bizzaro Big Brother?

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High Above Earth – The astronauts currently at the international space station were getting a little home sick so they decided to get involved in Earth’s most hectic rental day.  Listed under the “free” section on Craigslist, you can pick up their giant chest of drawers, which include a brand new freezer, sleeping compartment and treadmill bearing a TV comedian’s name. The catch is that you have to arrange pick up….

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Congrats!!!! The Portland Pryer has tied the knot with the greatest girl we know….Jersey Pryer. And thanks to Baron Von Cat Eyes we have some video from a fantastic weekend!!!!

Manny Ramirez will begin a rehab assignment with the Albuquerque Isotopes on Tuesday. The team was recently moved from Springfield, ?? in 1999 despite the heroic rebellion of “hungry, hungry homer.”

Chiapas, Mexico:Julian Rodriguez, 5 years old:

 He is set to make his Lucha Libre debut this Saturday night according to the Chiapas based El Diario. For those who don’t know, the Lucha Libre is Mexico’s version of the WWF, only even more wacky and over-the-top. Julian has been training for two years under the watchful eye of famed trainer Oscar “el Carnicero” Buendia, who was thrown out of the league in 1994 for running a pig execution and bestiality show from his family’s farm outside of Santa Rosa, Mexico, on the Yucatan Peninsula. His nickname, “el Carnicero” or “The butcher,” is said to come from his infatuation with wrestling pigs and then brutally executing them while wallowing in their (and sometimes his own) feces. How was a three year old wrestling sensation allowed to be in the presence of such a vile character?

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