Kim Jong, president of North Korea, has finally decided to give up his pursuit for a nuclear bomb…even though it was very clear he had a few stored away. However in a last act of defiance, Kim Jong decided to use his last nuclear bomb to destroy his only reactor, while he sat in his palace wearing an adult diaper drinking tall boys.

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The Boston Celtics selected Semih Erden, from Turkey with the last pick of the 2008 NBA draft. God asked me, “do you like turkey?” “No sir, I prefer the GOBBLER.”

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HEREFORD, Texas - A goose making its home at the Hereford wastewater treatment plant isn’t quite getting the “birds of a feather, flock together” idea. It’s hanging out with a herd of goats, which surprisingly are a tastey dish for humans to eat. Continue Reading »

Another Fung Wah bus crashed today when it was leaving New York City and headed for the city of champs….Boston, MA. Although someone was actually killed this time I found some great comedic quotes about the bus that you might enjoy on this tragic Monday.

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We lost our finest court jester last evening.  I implore you reader’s to tell a complete stranger to ‘Fuck Off’ today.  It’s what Mr. Carlin would have wanted.  

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In the business world people often say that purchasing items it a lot better financially then leasing. However in the world of relationships the exact opposite apply’s. Please review the example below, and if your still not convinced with my arguement then I wish you luck in the future.

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