Jan
29
2009

As you should all know by know the 44th President of the United States of America, Barrack Obama, is proposing an 800 billion dollar stimulus package to kick start the sliding economy. Above is a picture of a trillion dollar bill which will be paid to China once you include the interest that will accrue during the loaning period. In light of this serious matter I would like to put 1 trillion dollars in perspective:
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Jan
28
2009

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71. Known to friends as Brown-n-Serve, Fresh was an avid gardener and tennis player. Continue Reading »
Jan
27
2009


Call it what you will but one of the most famous farmer myths has been proven wrong. I am sad to tell you but its true. I myself have even claimed to have done this but I guess I was lying all along. Shame on you Chief…shame.
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Jan
24
2009

AMES, Iowa - An Iowa woman has been arrested because she failed to return a library book.
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Jan
22
2009

I think my Guardian Angel was looking out for me because it could have been real bad. Some divine intervention was necessary because I escaped with only minor injuries.
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Jan
19
2009

OUTBACK (DP) – Scientists revealed to a very small group of nerds that they had uncovered new marine animals in their search of previously unexplored Australian waters, along with a bizarre carnivorous sea squirt and ocean-dwelling spiders.
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Jan
13
2009
Panama City, Panama:
So much to write, so little time…Panama is a strange place, where rules and laws don’t really apry. They become blurred and distorted. I found myself on Monday night coming into the city with nothing. It was 95 degrees and humid as a wet mop. I was sweating and I had a bad rash. I met a couple from Dallas who told me a story that made me laugh away the pain. So many stories to pry, so little time, but this one is worth it.
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Jan
12
2009

Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the Lady Friend. I recently purchased one of these for a special lady and I would like to enlighten you to a humorous little story:
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