Feb 24 2009
Homer’s Headed to the Emerald Isle
LOCK UP your donuts. The Simpsons are coming to Ireland on St Patrick’s Day in the first ever episode to be screened in Europe ahead of the US.
Archive for February, 2009
Feb 22 2009
Nature Boy Speaks Out About CUBA
Monday Night Raw Headquarters (WWE) – The time is right for reevaluating US sanctions on Cuba, former WWF champ “aka” the Nature Boy Rick Flair claimed as he addressed unruly fans at the Dunkin Donuts Center in Miami, Florida. The former Champ said that “Cubans should be allowed to buy US goods on credit…WOOOH!!!!”
Feb 20 2009
Pryer San Diego Eats More Acid (and mis-spells more words)
Granada: Nicaragua:
La otorafía es más facíl en español, asi que voy a escribir ese articulo en epañol. Pero nadien va a comprenderme, mejor Inglés. I love spelling or so says the Chief, in all his self -righteous glory. Back to the good stuff. I have been tripping on acid for the past three days, ever since I left the the Goatman on Isla Ometepe. Eveything is better on acid. Let me explain.
Feb 19 2009
Gag Order Lifted on 21 DontPry Authors
Reprinted with the kind permission of The San Francisco Chronicle
Reprinted with the kind permission of The San Francisco Chronicle
Gag Order Lifted on 21 DontPry Authors
(SAN FRANCISCO) - A gag order enacted in the waning days of the Bush Administration has been declared null in void by a Military Tribunal allowing an estimated two dozen artists and writers associated with DontPy.com to return to work; a website that President Obama deemed “America’s intellectual HotPocket” . While the good news was being celebrated in their Chinatown compound, the future of the site is tied in knots.
Cases ranging from public indecency to alleged mountain horse races are still pending for the political brain trust of the site, as well as many lesser known “Pryers” across the globe. While little information has been provided by both the US Government and the Pryers after a damaging quote from President Bush against Sen. McCain appeared on the site, most observers agree that all but a handful of these writers have disappeared or died under suspicious circumstances. It should be noted that the previous writer on this beat was last seen leaving the Grant St. headquarters going towards Columbus Ave. until his body washed ashore in Half Moon Bay with as yet unidentified brandings on his torso. Please see the still functioning website DontPry.com for further updates.
Feb 18 2009
Pryer San Diego is Going Insane
Isla Ometepe: Nicaragua.
I have been gone for a month now, or maybe more. I can´t seem to remember. When I woke up on the overnight bus I was back in Panama in a small village outside of Bocas del Toro. Since then I have met up with a Shaman named Eduardo Josë Ramirez, but whom everyone refers to as Goatman. Goatman is a spiritual advisers and leads people on trips on San Pedro (similar to Peyote) and has taken me under his wing, dosing me daily on different hallucinagenitcs and helping me to see the spiritual side of the universe. Since then the days have blurred together to a dream like world where time no longer exists. We have ¨borrowed¨ a wealthy clients boat and drove it to Isla Ometepe and are here to find the spirit of this ancient island.
(Goatman explaining the difference between peyote and san pedro)
Feb 15 2009
NBA All-Star Multi-tasks in Toronto
Tonight I decided to sit down and watch the NBA Allstar game. However one glimpse of Chris Bosh from the Toronto Raptors reminded me of this great clip. I guess times are getting so tough that NBA players are now working at used car lots.
Feb 12 2009
Coincidences?
Feb 08 2009
Is This Real Life?
Not sure what the world is coming to when a father decides to film his son that is still drugged up after his trip to the dentist. Although this clip is hilarious its tough to comprehend the motivation behind posting this on youtube. ENJOY!!!