As a former citizen of the Republic, aka Cambridge, MA, I couldn’t help but notice that hipsters always wear thick black framed glasses. Are we to believe that all hipsters have terrible vision or do they really think that those frames are fashionable? Continue Reading »

Manny Ramirez will begin a rehab assignment with the Albuquerque Isotopes on Tuesday. The team was recently moved from Springfield, ?? in 1999 despite the heroic rebellion of “hungry, hungry homer.”

Former movie actor, “Auto Pilot”, from the film Airplane saves the day. Apparently he was traveling to Brussels to meet a long lost family member when a crisis happened on the jumbo jet he was traveling on.

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Chiapas, Mexico:Julian Rodriguez, 5 years old:

 He is set to make his Lucha Libre debut this Saturday night according to the Chiapas based El Diario. For those who don’t know, the Lucha Libre is Mexico’s version of the WWF, only even more wacky and over-the-top. Julian has been training for two years under the watchful eye of famed trainer Oscar “el Carnicero” Buendia, who was thrown out of the league in 1994 for running a pig execution and bestiality show from his family’s farm outside of Santa Rosa, Mexico, on the Yucatan Peninsula. His nickname, “el Carnicero” or “The butcher,” is said to come from his infatuation with wrestling pigs and then brutally executing them while wallowing in their (and sometimes his own) feces. How was a three year old wrestling sensation allowed to be in the presence of such a vile character?

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Boston, MA. Divorces are an ugly thing. Especially in this day and age, when they come at you a dime a dozen. Sometimes a divorce will happen so quickly, that you are forced to post all you and your ex’s possessions on Craig’s list, in an attempt to “Take the Money and Run,” as my second favorite Miller once put it. Thus is the case here, as I stumbled across this post while looking for a late night rub and tug from one of “the lists” well known professionals.

Note: Please call, like the ad says, if she dosen’t get back to you.

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LONDON (DP) - Testing whether a person has swine flu is not easy and it can take days to confirm that suspected brain tissue samples are actually infected by the virus, a health expert said on Monday.

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PARIS, France –Apparently ABC writers were working on a reality show spin-off for their hit show “Lost” when they actually ended up losing an entire airplane as it left Brazil.

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