(SAN GIL, COLOMBIA) - Do not confuse your volcanic ash clouds with your methane bubbles detonating oil rigs; remember it is Paki Taliban and not Afghani Taliban trying to put a dent on Manhattan real estate. No use knifing strangers at the pub for their love of earthquaked Haitians when it is mined over Chinese you thought your were defending. Sometimes, when I have trouble remembering which religion ruins women’s lives the most, I ask myself “Is there a hat involved?” Christians dig hair, Jews trust hats, and the rest cover their skin in ways not resembling any first, second, or third baseman (that I know of anyways). Ah, but then again, why worry about some Greek’s feta budget when there is no way to tell Facebook friends how much you like crisis?I became a fan of those mangy dogs that keep shitting in front of the Athens police, mainly to encourage my own mutts to ignore the tear gas and chomp a cop or two, but for those of you on Dogbook, they are much stingier about liking or becoming a fan of anything inedible. Continue Reading »