ed. note: Baron Von Cat Eyes spent the remainder of the Olympics in prison due to a drunken stunt in a hotel bar. We have elected not to publish his rather lewd diary and articles from the games (mostly describing his very, very intimate relationship with Kerry Walsh) and have his most recent dispatch below. Perhaps it is a good indicator of where our dear friend’s mind is these days– The Chief

******************************************************************************THESE FUCKING ANIMALS WON’T LET ME SHAVE BUT GIVE ME SATELLITE TV AND LOCAL NEWS COVERAGE FROM COLUMBUS THIS IS A SPECIAL KIND OF HELL <stop>THEY THINK WE’RE BIG BROTHER ALL THESE GODDAMN CONSPIRACY MOVIES DON’T HELP <stop> I EAT WELL AND STAYED BECAUSE I MET _______’S DAUGHTER WHO IS QUITE NICE AND GENEROUS WITH THE MILK I THINK SHE MIGHT INVEST IN DONTPRY BUT ________’S ASSISTANTS WILL MAKE SURE THE GOVERNOR’S NAME IS OFF THE RECORD <stop> BACK IN JANUARY <stop> MCCAIN’S A BITTER BADGER AND THE MILF HELPS PLAY THE FEAR CARD WELL <stop> ALSO KERRY WALSH AND HER LEGS SAVED MY LIFE <end>**********************************************************************

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