Get in my belly!!!

Superfly wins

I know it feels great but if you give me salmonella, I’ll be so pissed at you!

Pryrish Rover Wins

“female onlooker says: my boyfriend used to finish like that…i miss him”

Howdy Wins

“Slap your ass maam, I don’t understand. We used to bump lines off asses like that!”

Deval P. Wins

“I showed that Golem what happens when you don’t stay faithful to TJ Hooker”

Peering Pryer Wins

“A cock and balls story”

Richard “Dick” Pryor Wins

“Vacation in the woods was fun, but the first thing i’m doing when i get back to the village is shaving my wife”
Haters INC Wins

“I can’t explain the physics behind it Doc, its just what happens when I queef…here, I’ll show you”
Pryrishrover Wins

“Sorry man, upon closer inspection I’m going to have to pass… I typically only make sweet love to young boys half your age”

Ham & Cheese on Toasted Prye wins

“Now that is a dandy diaper that is both absorbant AND fashionable”

Dicky V wins

“Daddy, Daddy, is that where babies come from?”

Fatty Mcwhale wins

“a happy ending is supposed to make me happy not you dumbass”

PryrishRover wins

“I asked you to stretch my hamstring, not to check my prostate.”

Prygerian Nightmare wins

 

 

“Either it’s Vitiligo- the Michael Jackson disease, or Hollywood Tans was offering half off. Half off a good tan. “

Pried Piper wins

 

 

Him: what about bud light?
Her: Put it inside me.

JP wins